"Everything in excess is opposed to nature."
Let me get this straight...
We're going to pass a health care plan written by a committee head who says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it,signed by a President that also hasn't read it, and who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that's nearly broke.
(my note: this next part is the really scary part)
What could possibly go wrong?
(My note: Please keep in mind - it's a JOKE! I hope to make friends here, not lose them :)
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted GEORGE BUSH fishing in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me,can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
George consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, you're approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."
She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied George. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you're not any help at all."
George smiled and responded, "You must be an OBAMA Democrat."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said George, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."